Ode to Pelosi

There once was a woman named Nancy
who took the job away from a man-sy
"I'm better than you and more formidable too"
She failed all attempts but two.

"I want this man called Bush impeached!"
Upon America he sucks like a leech
Our blood run dry I spit in your eye
But all W did was wave "Bye".

She tried and tried with no avail
to summon the votes and prevail
But real talent she lacked
That's why her resolutions were never backed
And her name was eventually sacked.