That is such GREAT NEWS! I'm excited now!

Gosh, I feel better! It turns out that all that "scary" stuff was just a hoax, and it's all good for me! I can do whatever I want to, now! YAY!

Excuse me now, as I go to take a bath with my rubber ducky, put on some lipstick, and go out for a romantic evening, where I will receive a dozen roses which I will bury my face in. The next day I will eat luncheon meat and drink fluoridated tap water out of a plastic water bottle while printing off this article on my printer. I'll probably start smoking at some point, too, but don't worry - I won't inhale, I'll just blow smoke into the face of small children. Life is beautiful!


Shouldn't the article title be, "Top Ten Reasons Curezone is Fundamentally Wrong"???

Oh, wait...