Re: atm card payment update

This is so funny, just the first time through I got a gut wrenching laugh out of it. It really picked up when it got down to the request for info 2. FULL ADDRESS (P.O BOX NOT ACCEPTABLE)  I read that and thought "hmmm, I'm tempted to send these people a reply just to see how they react when I fill in item 2 with a P.O. Box only.  But it gets better. 3. YOUR DIRECT PRIVATE MOBILE NUMBER THAT CAN REACH YOU ALONE ONLY.(TELEPHONE NOT ACCEPTABLE) When the laughter died down I began to wonder why these people didn't just come right to the point "we want you all to ourselves, nobody else, we want you, directly, alone...in your nighty or naked is preferable, but you must_be_alone and telephone is not acceptable, we will only accept a hard wired metaliic connection wired directly into your skull ..... again, I'm tempted to reply just for the oppotunity to give them telephone only.....echoes of Stephen Wright, the outgoing greeting on his cellphone answering machine "hello, I'm home right now, please leave a message"..... and their complex design to defeat imposterr......811.....that's it....?.....doesn't that look like a thorough, impressive, intimidating plan for thwarting would-be impostors?.... precious.