You're not getting the big picture.

"I see. So God made evil and satan and already planned on becoming human to save us later on because of something he did. God knew he was going to be offended by our actions before he made us and made us anyway, and decided he'd come to Earth and die (and God can't die) so he'd be ok about it then? Does that really make sense to you? Remember love doesn't count wrongs, and God is love right?"

God didn't make evil, and satan turned into the adversary on his own. God made a perfect angel and gave him a mind to choose to do good or evil.

Isaiah 14:12 How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning!
Ezekiel 28:14 Thou art the anointed cherub that covereth; and I have set thee so...
Ezekiel 28:15 Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created, till iniquity was found in thee.

You see, God now has His highest angel turning other angels against Him. What can He do to stop it? He can't just kill him.
All of the other angels looked up to Lucifer and didn't see where he was wrong.

God first would have to show the universe how wrong he was and just how far he would go.
When God Himself came to earth, He was put to death by this fallen angel's influence.

Philippians 2:7But made himself of no reputation, and took upon him the form of a servant, and was made in the likeness of men:
:8 And being found in fashion as a man, he humbled himself, and became obedient unto death, even the death of the cross.

Now all the universe can see that this fallen angel should die. You see, it's not ALL about us.