--Bacteria--Parasites--Fungus--Fungi--

To start, there is no need to include both fungus and fungi.  It is redundant.  I won’t address every point because most of the mistakes have already been addressed by me and others.  Also, some of the claims are so outlandish that no one in their right mind could believe them.

Answer: When a person does "NOT" understand even the Basics of Life and how it functions on the Base Level as in the Acid Alkaline pH Balancing Principles, as is this case, then the Reason so "MANY" people may have trouble of grasping "WHY" things may be as they are!

That is not really an answer; it is more like a self righteous, self serving, ego stroking response. By insulting/belittling the person making the query ML now feels better.

Bacteria and Fungi are two opposites, providing the cycles of Life with Balance in the Acid Alkaline pH cycles !

Meaningless drivel.  Bacteria and Fungi are not opposites, nor do they work in opposite in any “cycle”

Both are needed to Create Life of a Carbohydrate Base, which may produce Humus or may one say a Live Carbon Based Organic Soil Life to support the Rest of Life on Earth !

There is not such thing as “Create Life of a Carbohydrate Base”, there are just words that have been strung together, and they have no meaning. There is carbon based life form, but only science fiction writers use this to distinguish it from the fictional silicon based life form. Most intelligent people just say 'life'.

Moreless sometimes reminds me of the Wayans' character Oswald Bates who would speak nonsense by stringing multi-syllabic words together. He sounds a lot like him except he isn't funny just sad:

"Unfortunately, we could not impregnate everyone. It is simply beyond our colonic threshold."

"I believe it was Plato...No, excuse me, I mean Play-Doh...who stuck to the wall when he said one must not put one's transvestite in jeopardy if one is to become a cunning linguist" or the one that I remember (paraphrased);

“We need to separate the gluteus from the maximus”

If we could hear Moreless, he would make as much sense as this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjBC6UROph4

For left unchecked, Bacteria may take the Decay process of Organic matter down into the Hydrocarbon cycle and enter into the Benzene forms of matter, which is where that Crude Oil is at !

Another meaningless phrase, it appears to be a sentence but it is not, and says nothing. I could forgive bad syntax if he at least provided information.   Bacteria do not take matter into the “hydrocarbon cycle”, what ever this is, it is not real.  And what the hell is “benzene forms of matter” anyways?  And do I need to state that crude oil is not found in “benzene forms of matter?”  This of course is also meaningless.

I will stop, as I fear addressing the whole ML post will impair brain function