Sorry Allah, one eye brings mystery ... 
Ayehasherayeh
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Captains A&J. Set sail on the ship "Astral Traveler" a searchin for booty! Captain A&J sailed the 7 seas of the 5 senses. After some extreme turbulence of which Captain J endured, The ship "Astral Traveller" set ground on the shore of an unchartered desert isle. The desert isle began to bloom with the petals of the lotus flower. Captains A&J were lively sailors and also the Skippers too.
Cap'n J: Aye Aye matey...one-eyed Jack-fruit eye-patch mysterons in-the-house!
Cap'n A: I Am what I Am, and that's all what I Am.
Cap'n J: M'eye third eye is moving out of the darkness into the light. Eye balance without talkin' tofurkey.
Cap'n A: Shiver me timbers I agree tofurkey makes me "shrink" in terror! Where shall we search for the hidden treasure and the booty that goes with? Eye sea eye might relax my mind lay back and groove with yours.
Cap'n J: Lettuce groove in the air and not the sea. M'eye seeks a new sense. Nuisance.
Cap'n A; Yes I have plumbed the depths and sought the birds of the sky searching for a key! Jan, Feb march and April but Jan is best for finding a key!
Cap'n J: Birds of the sky sing brightly in the "john". I Am certain the key 'ill be found....... Aye, Eh, birds of a feather sing together! Ash to ash Er, Aye, eh............
A&J
- Re: Sorry Allah, one eye brings myst... janaki
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This is a reply to # 723,165Cap'ns A&J,
This is most interesting. I myself have been searching for a similar treasure. I am not an "expert" of pirate treasure by any means, however I can offer several suggestions. I wonder if you have thought about asking Andreas about this...he has a forum over on the south shore. He has some experience both with mystery booty, and with unruly parrots, as well as roosters.
Have you considered some bowel cleansing?...or maybe an orange juice fast?
Maybe some of the other forum members will have some additional thoughts.
'ome,
janaki
- Re: Sorry Allah, one eye brings myst... Ayehasherayeh
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MoreThis is a reply to # 723,166OM Eye
OM InI
Janaki
As we set sail and the lotus bloomed we were enticed by the sweet savor of a strange fragrance from the south shores it was indeed booty sought. If the day is done and the parrots sing no more, if the wind has grown tired, let the rooster crow and reneweth our sight in fresh gladness of awakening. Bowel cleansing oj fast? we are not our bodies...our bodies are not us, neither body nor mind Immortal self are I. We sail seven seas, traverse 5 winds and witness three states. We are ear of all ears, eye of all eyes.
Cap'n A&J
Soham
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This is a reply to # 723,198Cap'n A&J,
Existence Knowledge Bliss
Absolute
Three states have indeed been witnessed today...
Until the rooster crows...
Soham Sivoham- Re: Sorry Allah, one eye brings myst... Ayehasherayeh
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This is a reply to # 723,202Om OM Ms. J apple of all eyes. To the rooster we give our salutation
Cap'n A&J- constellation of the 'art janaki
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- Re: constellation of the 'art Ayehasherayeh
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This is a reply to # 723,227.........be comforted with these here apples I have laid up for you...picked from the same tree....awakening from under that same, from whence your mother bore you.
Cap'n Apples and Jnanas
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- Greetings Blue Beard Lazuli
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This is a reply to # 723,165I am glad to make your aquaintance. Let me introduce my self fine sirs. I am a mystic and a seer. I wish to serve your voyage as I feel we share common interests.
The sails look to be set for adventure and alas the sea looks to invite us on our quest for wisdom. I am glad to be with kindred spirit on what is shaping up to be a grand voyage indeed!- Re: Greetings Blueduck
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MoreThis is a reply to # 723,167I am glad to make your aquaintance. Let me introduce my self fine sirs. I am a mystic and a seer. I wish to serve your voyage as I feel we share common interests.
The sails look to be set for adventure and alas the sea looks to invite us on our quest for wisdom. I am glad to be with kindred spirit on what is shaping up to be a grand voyage indeed!- Of course Blue Beard Lazuli
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This is a reply to # 723,168There is always room for a duck on a mystical voyage. In fact, any beast that is of "foul" nature is more than welcome. What are your talents feathered one?
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This is a reply to # 723,169I can steal things and fly away. That could be pretty useful don't you agree ?
I am strong and can carry quite a large cargo in my duck bill. I have been accused of having a big mouth. I can carry a coconut with my duck bill. I can dive into the sea and catch fish for your crew to eat. I can fly to shore and bring back fruits and vegetables. Since I can speak, I can fly to other pirate ships and eaves drop on their conversations and then tell you what their plans are. I can understand many languages. I also eat bugs. I can scare a ship rat so bad he will jump into the ocean !! I have been on voyages in the past many times.
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This is a reply to # 723,170Yea, but me hardy how are ye with a dagger, do you skewer the rats- or do ye flap ye wings and sqwak like the bird ye are-
I'm on me 9th body-step gingerly, me hardy duck-I carry a sword and have enjoyed using it! HO HO HO- ye'd make a fine Peking Duck in Shanghai!- Re: Of course.to 9thbody Blueduck
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This is a reply to # 723,174What brah, you like beef wit da duck ? You like treaten me wit yoah sawed ? Dis kine talk stick in my craw ! Nah, I no flap da wings at da rats. I poke 'em with my duck bill. You tink me stupid ah brah ? Den I put one scrap a food in the canon. Dey makes da nest in the canon. See can you figah out what happens nex'.
For one cat on his last nine life, you talk awful mean.
You like sell the old duck wen we reach China ? Ah....das not nice for fool with the old duck. You gotta sleep some time an you bettah make surah you do dat wit one eye open.
No worries brah. I got plenny daggahs and know how for use dem. I got da kine, pistols too.
Thought this wuz goin be a nice trip. Jus' remember one ting......wen da mutiny happens, I NOT on youah team.
Blueduck
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This is a reply to # 723,186Well a plucky ducky- how wel ye be w/o yer feathers my little tasy morsel-I shall devour ye, as a tasty morsel.
I like a man that can hold he own- but are ye a match for such an accomplished form as meself-
time will tell laddie - Re: Of course.to 9thbody 9thbody
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This is a reply to # 723,186Baby you are mine! I can taste you, you are mine-you are mine
Hahaha, I will have you, He will not save you from me-we ol' friends-just both alpha - different boats to float is all- When the Blue Idiot finally gets his ship in the water, I will meet you at the end of a point and use my sword as a rotissere skewer!
You excite my hungers!
9th
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- Re: Of course barquecat
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This is a reply to # 723,238this ship hath one cat
'twould seem to be
as we've already settl'd da pay
but our fine ship be quite big
with plenty o' mice
so more be de merrier, say dey
a bonny young lass
and a beautious duck
be makin dey own set o' sails
t'would be of much aid
if thou wouldst partake
in shreddin de plants fer dem goils
me own claws be sharp
an tis jolly fun
rippin de fibrous wood
but I be quite lil'
an de trees be quite large
yer assistance be all fer de good
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This is a reply to # 723,168All good ships need be blessed by a cat onboard or 'tis bad luck to sail. Fer the right offerin's, ye may persuade me ta grace yer fine vessel.
Tell me ye offers and p'haps we kin strike a bargain benefittin' t'all.
- Meowzers Blue Beard Lazuli
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This is a reply to # 723,172Ahhhh tis you. During a remote viewing session, I had come upon you and another entity involved in a discusion. May I say too dear feline that your poetic skill is superior to many that take up human form. Welcome aboard. Be you a mouser? Shant be long now as the crew forms before we ride the wind to great lands and greater adventures.
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This is a reply to # 723,182Me thanks, kind cap'n
fer such gentle speakin
and now to the matter o' pay
I be seekin.
While thou might seek out
de wind and de spray
I'll keep to de sails
and de ropes for me play
fer keepin thy victuals
safe from de mice
wild caught fish
taint free will do nice
de softest of beds
of course of me choosin
a sunny porthole
for me afternoon snoozin
de sun and adventure
be fulfillin' fer you
me options be open
as a cat's wont to do.
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