laughing out loud

all i have to do is a hundred more crunches, let my hair grow, use contacts, and paint my nails and my bf will stop looking at porn? puhlease now im laughing out loud!

Funny post. Many men I see walking around are fat and out of shape. They don't dress well or are well-groomed. Usually happens around 25 years and up. And these are the poor men crying because their wives are out of shape? I hear that violin playing.

My man pulls his pin every morning to p 0 r n. Why? Because it is available to him, whereas chickp 0 r n is really hard to come by. So women either have to stick with their man or else have some more men on the side, or just dump them. We can't get p 0 r n satifaction, and we can't buy sex, either, so not many options open. Also, men seem to think that women don't like p 0 r n. It isn't the case. We just don't like what they like, unless of course, we are lesbian.

And by the way, he is overweight, and not the best dresser, etc. Whereas I do the crunches, jog, go to the gym ect, and paint my nails. Good in bed too. He brags about our sex life with his friends. I think my sex drive is higher than his.

I still love him. I guess I'll go see a marriage counsellor, break down and cry, since he is just not as attractive as he could be. But I suppose I should just value him for who is is, a fat, lazy p 0 r n addicted slob. Ha!

A healthy sex-drive is wonderful, delightful, and mystical! But, (again) there is a vast difference between having a healthy sex-drive and being addicted to p 0 r nography, crack cocaine, tobacco, gambling, abuse, power...addiction is just that: addiction.

I mentioned in a previous post that the majority of the women who have posted on discussion forums disclosed that their partners' addiction to p 0 r n was in addition to other abusive and/or self-destructive behaviors. And, that's not to say that anyone who views p 0 r n is addicted or abusive, but there is a growing industry of mental health professionals who are catering to the p 0 r n-addicted. It's an uphill battle to fight any addiction, much less an addiction that is based upon immediate self-gratification.

The most unfortunate thing that I've learned about p 0 r n (aside from the male-dominant industry standards) is that it has replaced true sexual intimacy. Where once women and men would actually seek different techniques to please one another, and themselves, there is no longer any need for foreplay, tenderness, or genuine affection. Pop up the computer screen and there's instant (INSTANT) turn-on. No more need for partners to strip-tease, or anything else.

The original message suggested that it is the fault of female partners that their significant others or spouses turn to p 0 r nography. In my case, my ex was addicted to perversion (not just p 0 r n, but perversions) before I ever met him - this was an underlying symptom of his hatred of women and many other abusive issues. And, yes, I married him without knowing him well enough, which was my responsibility and I paid for it, dearly. However, the p 0 r n was only a precursor to an even greater extent of abuse. I had never been exposed to p 0 r nography until I married my ex. And, I wasn't able (or, WILLING) to do some of the things that he demanded from me.

I don't wish to start, or become involved with, a debate on the attributes or acceptability of p 0 r nography - it's been around since human beings began scratching images on cave walls. My only point is that there is "reasonable" and, then there is "addicted." "Addicted" has nothing to do with the female partner's sex-drive - it's just a symptom of broader issues.


Best wishes.

He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear pants don't you?

He said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said...That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

On a wall in a ladies room..."My husband follows me everywhere"
Written just below it... "I do not"

Q.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A.Both of them.

Q.How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A.He buys two cases of beer.

Q.What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A.The bonds mature.

Q.Why are blonde jokes so short?
A.So men can remember them.

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A.We don't know; it has never happened.

Q.What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q.Why are married women heavier than single women?
A.Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Q.What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A.They're married.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."