High on Water
You scared me for a moment there - since everything was so "perfect" I assume they wanted you to head for surgery to do more paperwork, right?
Yeah, it's normal - no, wait. NO, it ain't normal...
...it's the norm!
You know,
"IN CASE" there's a problem that develops
"IN CASE" there's a need for a C-section
"IN CASE" bla bla bla - (IOW, it's all for you and baby's safety, bla bla bla, we want all the paperwork done in advance so we have you all set up on our little manifesto so we can get our $$$ from you.)
When you call our local hospital, the very first thing the recorded voice says is: "Press 1 for BILLING"
cripes - need I say more?