Blog: Master Cleanse
by #96315

A MESSY first day gone wrong

Day before Master Cleanse, salt water flush= big problem

Date:   4/9/2008 8:37:32 AM   ( 13 y ) ... viewed 1477 times

OKAY so I had QUITE the day! Today was going to be my first day on the Master Cleanse but I had a huge interview tonight so I needed to have energy for it- SO I'm starting tomorrow! Really excited about it! My body is just FULL of toxins that it is dyinggggg to lose. My stomach is so bloated and heavy but underneath it all I still feel like i"m in good shape (just as if 20 pounds has been added.) The top of my stomach is flat and you can see the abs but the bottom is SO bloated and OH my... my love handles.
So today I felt bad that I didn't start the master cleanse and went for a run (knowing that I'll take the next two days off since they will probably be hard on my body- atleast most people say the first two days are the hardest).
Let me tell you about this run...
I was running on the track.. a mile in... and i felt like I was going to poop my pants. HONESTLY. So I told myself not to listen and kept running... 2 miles in... my stomach is so bloated and gassy that i let 2 farts go and tried to pretend the sound came from my shoes... 3 miles in i am clenching my butt cheeks trying not to let another fart go... 4 miles in I've just about had it.. i was about to run off the track and head home when i decided to just do one more mile.. i was maybe 20 seconds in to my 5th mile and felt like everything i had eaten for the past YEAR just dropped down on my stomach, I actually had to just stand there trying SO hard not to poop my pants (THANK YOUUUUU SALT WATER FLUSH which I did this morning thinking I would do the master cleanse before I found out the interview was tonight... so EVERYTHING i had eaten just ran right through me.) I tried walking and it didn't help, jogging and it didn't help... i ran home and pressed the elevator button and as SOON as i got in to my room well i'll spare you the details. SO embarrasing! SO lesson to be told.. dont eat EVER after the salt water flush.
Okay first day starts tomorrow! Wish me luck I NEED IT..
i want to do this so bad (but I'm using All- Natural Molasses (it doesn't specify if it's black strap molasses). It's the best I can do so I sure hope it works!

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