Irreverent Poop! (invite for word play etc)

With acknowledgements to JoAnne and an invitation to Owl to postr the little ditty she has written, I'd like to encourage everyone to get creative - or certainly to share the little things that have surely been dancing in your head, but you've giggled about only to yourself! (besides - it's looking like a slow day on the forum!)

I threw in a few of mine so you get the idea and also cause last night I started singing (to the tune of "Food! Glorious Food!" from Oliver: "Poop! Glorious Poop!")

• THE SERIOUSNESS OF POOP! (The Power of Cheese!) - Joanne
• Owl's yet to be disclosed Poop song
• HAPPY POOPS TO YOU! (Happy trails to you!)- me
• Posting titled "the Real Poop!" borrowing the colloquial phrase meaning - The Real Story, except the posting was about whether or not whey protein causes mucus in your poop... (haha - DOUBLE WHAMMY!) - me

Okay! Throw in your own!
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