Wow these poop threads are bringing back good memories.
First I gotta say, OWL, you have TALENT! Thanks a million poops!
Or, thanks for all the poops.
As far as true confessions... when I was in college, I had a poop friend. That was a girl who lived down the hall from me, and we discovered that we both loved poop humor (something you can't share with most people). One time we went manic and played a prank on the entire huge dormitory. We went to one of those online famous quote websites (this is a good exercise) and substituted the word "poop" for other key words. We printed these out on the computer, cut them up, got the tape ready and... we wore our bathrobes and walked into every group bathroom and put a poop quote in every single stall!! We felt like spies. It took us several hours. Naturally, we "pooped" our own bathroom as well. People were buzzing about it for days - "Did you see that? Who did that? Who would do that?!" and we had such a great inner glee!
Those were the glory days...
Here are a few examples of great quotes (Original words in parenthesis):
Do not worry about your difficulties in poop (Mathematics). I can assure you mine are still greater.
I cannot pretend to feel impartial about poop (colours). I rejoice with the brilliant ones and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.
Sir Winston Churchill
Always acknowledge a poop (fault). This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
He who will not poop (economize) will have to agonize.
Poop (Force) is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.
Plato had a lot of good ones!
Poop (Ignorance), the root and the stem of every evil.
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard poop (battle).
Poop (Death) is not the worst than can happen to men.
That is just scratching the surface... Cheers!