no kidding! i have never talked about this stuff in my life!!!!

BAH typos!

Master Cleanse, Just run if you think its gas...
Cause... its not gas you're gonna pass..
Oh why did I start MC?

Suddenly, I'm not half the girl I used to be
There is all kinds of stuff coming out of me!
Oh Master Cleanse, the urge comes so suddenly...

Why you have to go, oh I know, its the SWF (Salt-Water-Flush) and the tea...
I drank it down, now I long to get butt pee...
Master Cleanse, it wasn't such an easy thing to do
Now all I think about is poo.
Oh, I believe in Master Cleanse...
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BAH typos!

Master Cleanse, Just run if you think its gas...
Cause... its not gas you're gonna pass..
Oh why did I start MC?

Suddenly, I'm not half the girl I used to be
There is all kinds of stuff coming out of me!
Oh Master Cleanse, the urge comes so suddenly...

Why you have to go, oh I know, its the SWF (Salt-Water-Flush) and the tea...
I drank it down, now I long to get butt pee...
Master Cleanse, it wasn't such an easy thing to do
Now all I think about is poo.
Oh, I believe in Master Cleanse...
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OH MY GOD! I have tears in my eyes from laughing. This is brilliant. I'm singing it right now...how I wish I had a microphone; I'd record myself singing it. Thank you, Owl!

I know there's a "recommend these posts for inclusion in the newsletter" forum here somewhere...must find!

hahahahaha

Wow these poop threads are bringing back good memories.
First I gotta say, OWL, you have TALENT! Thanks a million poops!
Or, thanks for all the poops.

As far as true confessions... when I was in college, I had a poop friend. That was a girl who lived down the hall from me, and we discovered that we both loved poop humor (something you can't share with most people). One time we went manic and played a prank on the entire huge dormitory. We went to one of those online famous quote websites (this is a good exercise) and substituted the word "poop" for other key words. We printed these out on the computer, cut them up, got the tape ready and... we wore our bathrobes and walked into every group bathroom and put a poop quote in every single stall!! We felt like spies. It took us several hours. Naturally, we "pooped" our own bathroom as well. People were buzzing about it for days - "Did you see that? Who did that? Who would do that?!" and we had such a great inner glee!
Those were the glory days...

Here are a few examples of great quotes (Original words in parenthesis):

Do not worry about your difficulties in poop (Mathematics). I can assure you mine are still greater.
Albert Einstein

I cannot pretend to feel impartial about poop (colours). I rejoice with the brilliant ones and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.
Sir Winston Churchill

Always acknowledge a poop (fault). This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Mark Twain

He who will not poop (economize) will have to agonize.
Confucius

Poop (Force) is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.
Abraham Lincoln

Plato had a lot of good ones!
Poop (Ignorance), the root and the stem of every evil.
Plato

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard poop (battle).
Plato

Poop (Death) is not the worst than can happen to men.
Plato

That is just scratching the surface... Cheers!