Nope...not on facebook. But I gotta tell ya - Hawaii was great (went in ’86)! Heck, I even liked the AIRPORT! (First time I ever got laid - er - lei’ed by a stranger! He was cute, too, as I recall.) Oops, we were on our ”2nd” honeymoon. The first one (in ’77) was a Beach Boys Concert, and two nights in an Indiana hotel - woo hoo! lol (Call us the last of the big time spenders! lolol) I am SOOOO excited for you, kiddo. Ecstatic, actually. Have a wonderful time!!!   [End]
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Kev! lol - ridiculous. HOW - are you on facebook? It’s such a silly platform but I stink so badly at returning emails (eh-hem) and posting right now that while on IP and healing, it’s been a good platform to get a giggle in a few times a day and talk to people I love. CZ, as much as I love it, while doing an adrenal IP, has been too stimulatory. Mean people, saying things that are discounting to folks’ spirits and derogatory comments and lacks of well-wishes, misinformation - gets me down and takes me from my focus. But I miss many of you for the better reasons. Ah, gotta stretch my fu ...
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Tool cool for school!!! I could lie and say I remembered her birthday :)) Facebook is good at those reminders   [End]
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Awww, man. THAT is too cool for school...remember that phrase? You must really be a good friend. Guys just don’t remember that kind of stuff. I SHOULD know...and am working hard NOT to feel guilty because I do have a memory of her stating when her birthday was. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS HELFINGER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!   [End]
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Today is her birthday :)   [End]
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I just love love love the look on the guy’s face when he sees the sign shown AFTER the sign that says, ”I’ve got a secret”.... Yeah, makes ya want to go back and look again, huh? heheheee   [End]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Oy42zponw This has been on youtube for SIXTEEN MONTHS! And it only had 162 ”views” as of this morning!!! I GOTTA change that!!!!! [Video Embedded Here]   [End]
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:)) just want to keep this forum current   [End]
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hilarious. you’re one of my favorites ya know... :)   [End]
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just hitting the refresh button here   [End]
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I’m ready to do this Effexor thing...when are you coming to NYC, by the way?   [End]
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She knows about those - but more importantly I want her to know that she can come to me and talk and discuss with me ANYthing...I do mean ANYthing. Chances are, I’ll have SOME experience in the field of discussion, and if not, she has someone on her side to help her find some answers. Fortunately for me, she’s still at the age where sex is ”yucky-sounding” - however, that can change overnight!   [End]
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lol, I don’t believe my daughter was actually human from age 13-16, but then I discovered she was just a normal kid, making mistakes, finding out who she was, and becoming independant of me. We can teach our daughters the importance of love and respect in relationships, but its a good idea to teach them about condoms as well, they will experiment, its normal, and better that they are prepared then end up making very big, life creating mistakes. HOW, you are a wonderful Mum, I’m sure your daughter will turn out just fine. All I wished for my daughter is that she be healthy and happy, and ...
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For those reading that don’t know - Sumner send me a lovely book in the mail. And I didn’t really wonder how you found my address...it’s the internet age. I wonder, sometimes, what else will show up in the next many years. lol You did think I was woo woo. And - from a lot of paradigms - I am. But...sanely, woo woo - if there is such a thing. Good boy - no coffee. Then...effffffffffexor. ;) More later...gots to make juices.   [End]
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Woops, scratch that...Teresa does want it. No coffee starting tomorrow...   [End]
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I don’t think there’s too much of anything out there that’s good for young girls. But at least from the main characters’ point of view (at least in the books) when it comes to relationships they’re more into the love and respect nature of it, not the ”if it feels good just do it as long as you’re on birth control and condoms you’re ok” crowd which pervades society.   [End]
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Also, do you want the Wilson AF book? I asked Teresa if she wanted it, a few times, and she didn’t show much interest... So it’s yours if you want it, I’ll send it along... (Also, aren’t you wondering how I found your address?)   [End]
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I know now... ”No Unicorns” isn’t a joke about you, promise...that woulda been ”No Chimes” or ”No Crystals.” ;-P Don’t kill me, because this is just a personal philosophy, but to those out there (myself included) who are in the depths of depression with panic attacks, the ”love and light” and ”woo woo” element of Curezone can be off-putting, because in that state, you’re doubting EVERYTHING...and taking medical advice from strangers, etc. You need someone to be clinical, concise, almost to the point of almost being CURT. I know that sounds awfully allopathic, like a trip to the docto ...
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I finally figured out how to unban! Woohoo! It’s cute - but like for a one-off joke. You do know it’s not looked on kindly to post, especially within the same threads, with 2 user id’s, yes? I’m of the opinion that you should be able to say what ya need to say with the same persona. I think folks would behave & communicate differently if they all held to that notion. lol ;)   [End]
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It’s from an SNL skit. Inside joke, I guess...I will delete it. You banned ”No Unicorns”!!! This is the only one I can post with.   [End]
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First...you work off the Effexor. Next...we love your liver. :) p.s. - that’s a wack, kinda tacky username. Ya gonna keep it or what? I liked No Unicorns mo betta - even though it was a joke about me. lol   [End]
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The man is working on algorithms and found this on youtube. She is so precious and sooooo brilliant. :) [Video Embedded Here]   [End]
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That is SO cute! :) I can’t stand those darned Twilight movies - I think they’re bad for young girls - but it’s a lovely piece of music. Funny thing is - I played songs from Elton John’s album, Single Man over and over and over on my flute. My poor mom. lol -   [End]
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She’s into music now - and is actually playing the piano with both hands. She is STILL inspired by the ”Twilight” movies, in fact, she is playing the song ”Edward” is playing, starting at the 13-second mark...just as perfectly as he is playing it - note for note - and in beat. sigh. Of course, she plays NOTHING else! LOL check your e-mail [Video Embedded Here]   [End]
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Married life is awesome - IP land - is truly rockin’ my world. I’m sitting here with a castor oil pack strapped to me bod, hot/cold packs on the kidneys in the back, propped up against the wall with the man in front of me finishing his Data Structures & Algorithms paper. It’s about to break him. lol He was so stuck the other night on writing a program. I sneaked over to my art table, folded a long red piece of paper in two and cut a series of stacked hearts out of it. I unfolded it and wrote on each one a 1 or a 0. They went, 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 till the end of the string. I brought it ov ...
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”rugrat”! How’s married life treatin’ ya, J?   [End]
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I’m still giggling - http://curezone.com/upload/_G_H_Forums/helfinger_s_s/babymop.jpg [Image Embedded Here]   [End]
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I popped 9 capsules today :) about 20 yesterday   [End]
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So pertinent. I have this herb box...gathering dust in my basement...I haven’t taken anything in a capsule (besides the IF1) since March...and I don’t wanna. Ha! http://curezone.com/upload/_G_H_Forums/helfinger_s_s/wtf.jpg [Image Embedded Here]   [End]
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This video explains in a concise fashion how atoms and quantum physics explains how the matrix of our lives is created. I’ve been told many of these phrases, read them, studied them but this is a pretty wonderful explanation of them, in 10 minutes. [Video Embedded Here]   [End]
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But ’it’s’ ALWAYS been about sex. lol - Since the verrrry beginning. This photo is from Pompeii, which was buried by a volcanic eruption in 79AD. http://curezone.com/upload/_G_H_Forums/helfinger_s_s/ancient_pompeii_grafiti.jpg *I highly doubt this penis symbol was supposed to be a detour arrow for construction! :) I quickly found loads of other examples but they’re too naughty to post. Having studied ancient history, man - this stuff is everywhere. On vases, in sidewalks, on walls - since the beginning of time - folks have been obsessed with sex. On doing a search for ’an ... [Image Embedded Here]
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lol, I think you are a bit younger than me Miss H, I’m 42. Have you noticed that everything these days is related to sex, I was out with a friend of mine the other day, looking at lawn mowers, she wanted one that was ’sexy’, lol, the last thing I’m thinking about while a push my mower around the yard, is sex. Weird!!! spud   [End]
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I agree...but on the ’old’ thing...aren’t we the exact same age? Ugh! lol missed you too ya lil Aussie cutie!   [End]
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lol, maybe I’m just getting old, but I really am sooooo tired of hearing about other peoples sex lives, if they are hurting people, (rape, child abuse etc), put them away where they can’t do it, if not, ignore it. There is so much more to life and the universe, than who puts what where, when. spud BTW, lovely to see you back on form Miss H, I missed you :)   [End]
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Oh, he might make beautiful babies, you never know:) My understanding is that in some parts of Africa, sex is not the one man, one woman Judeo-Christian thing it is here... that sex can be akin to a hobby. Now, please know that that info just comes from a friend, a well-traveled friend. Eek. I just googled ”sexual mores in South Africa” and I came up with links to big daddy and articles about sexual slavery and trafficking in child sex. Yuck. And ”dry” sex: http://www.cirp.org/library/disease/HIV/baleta1/ aargh!   [End]
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Can’t hate on him for his style - he rocks it, fo sho. The woman he just had a baby with is stunning - so - he definitely has taste. :) I pray that whatever version of Cialis he’s on looks like mud and gets ground up with a mortal pestle & served with a leaf to chew on afterward. We should all be so blessed. lol   [End]
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I like his cape, though:)tres chic!   [End]
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Ya think the Prez is getting help from the little blue pill in order to father that many kids? I did a quick peek at the article and the latest conquest is 39 years old, not quite the scandal -- unless it wasn’t consensual. Did you notice his Transitions glasses?? And, just WHAT THE HECK are those things around his waist??? Animal legs, tails??? Yikes!! iolite   [End]
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http://curezone.com/upload/_G_H_Forums/helfinger_s_s/jacob_zuma.jpg This is an awesome, culturally curious photograph of South African President Jacob Zuma. The dichotomy of world commerce and America’s influence is screaming in this photo (for me anyhow). I’m verrrry entertained by his choice of new, fresh sneakers with his traditional attire. lololol Poor Zuma is in the hotbox for being too virile- at his age, he’s just fathered his 20th child. The problem is, he had this child with his friend’s daughter (well of appropriate age, mind you). His ’friend’ is a super powerful busines ... [Image Embedded Here]
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This is pretty fantabulous: [Video Embedded Here]   [End]
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been thinkin’ boutcha, really. I’m good...busy, frazzled, running behind but more deeply focused. All kinds a stuffs. :) Miss you! Perhaps we’ll catch up soon.   [End]
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I’m only here briefly (I’m kinda on hiatus), but I am SO glad to catch this. You just gave me a very cool Christmas present. How ARE you, lady? (VERY cool video!)   [End]
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Go Penguins!! [Video Embedded Here]   [End]
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If you like this, you have got to see: http://www.regretsy.com/ It’s hilarious but at the expense of the ”artists” who get ”discovered,” for the most part.   [End]
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...we’ll be seeing one of these on Lady Gaga soon. -B   [End]
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I’m traumatized by condoms ever since my Montreal adventure LOL   [End]
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Fashion will go to no ends to push the envelop. A fashion display of art clothing from condoms (unused, have no fear of the link! lolol) http://poshposh.com/2009/07/wacky-wild-and-weird-wednesday-fashion-condom-clothes/   [End]
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http://walkinjim.com/media/11._Friends_Along_the_Way.mp3 [Audio Embedded Here]   [End]
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...for those out there who still believe in Santa Claus..... [Video Embedded Here]   [End]
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Tell that to the Palestinians. lololol :)   [End]
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i love heinlein but he missed this one. religion does produce something. it is the opiate which allows governments to rule a mass of people with less resistance. its cheaper than bullets and less messy.   [End]
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I lied. Another amazing one - form a sci-fi author, no less. ”The most ridiculous concept ever perpetrated by Homo Sapiens is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of his creations, that he can be persuaded by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not receive this flattery. Yet this ridiculous notion, without one real shred of evidence to bolster it, has gone on to found one of the oldest, largest and least productive industries in history.” -Robert Heinlein   [End]
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Before anyone got too offended - I must say - outloud - that I am a firm believer in God. I talk to God all day long, actually both to myself and out loud. However, I believe God exists in everything - elements, people, places and things, all factions of thought and analysis. I believe you cannot relegate God to any one thing - to do so is an incredible insult to the Creator. God does not belong in a box. God is the box, everything inside and everything outside said box. God is omnipotent and omniscient. So brilliant that no stone is left unturned. Get outside of the box and see that ever ...
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I also read this tonight: ”Rational arguments don’t usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there wouldn’t be religious people.” - Doris Egan, House MD Another one I liked which describes me quite accurately: ”A man who ceases to believe in God doesn’t believe in nothing, he believes in everything.” lol I got tired of reading seriousness whilst doing a coffee enema and these are what I came cross. Enjoy! lol   [End]
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“Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you’d have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion.” Steven Weinberg “Eskimo: ”If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” Priest: ”No, not if you did not know.” Eskimo: ”Then why did you tell me?”” Annie Dillard   [End]
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I can’t find who said this - some say it’s Yassar Arafat (which I pray is true - it’d be soooo funny) but some say it’s some comedian - either way - this quote is pretty stinking great: ”A Religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend”   [End]
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B&G!! That was PRICELESS!! lmao! lololol For you honey: [Video Embedded Here]   [End]
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OMG. Perhaps they can build in remote sensors so that we(or loved ones) can customize our degree of ”lift and separate”.   [End]
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Hey - it’s early but this is, perhaps, the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. Prepare to be boggled - http://inventorspot.com/articles/sagging_breasts_need_lift_cupup__6625 http://curezone.com/upload/_G_H_Forums/helfinger_s_s/Cup_Up_img_assist_custom.jpg In the not-too-distant-future, you’ll be able to have your sagging breasts lifted on your lunch hour! Well, just about.... An Israeli company, MIM (Minimally Invasive Mastopexy) has developed a two-hole breast lift procedure to insert what amounts to a permanent push-up bra under your breasts. How clever and how considerate ... [Image Embedded Here]
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Holly Golightly is playing in NY in Dec!!! hope to make it...small 200 person club   [End]
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that’s soooo precious, you are blessed:)     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hThojuXmPVY [Video Embedded Here]   [End]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx3m4e45bTo   [End]
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that’s such a gorgeous song. and you wrote such gorgeous words when there really are no words. my best friend used to scale the wall to my second story flat to get into bed beside me. i had my boyfriend on one side and my best friend on the other. he would stay for days or weeks or only hours. bless ya [Video Embedded Here]   [End]
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I lost my best friend too, within a year of losing my mom. I have not been the same since. My heart has changed. I went for years without losing anyone and then it seemed like death was making up for lost time. I like this song, just makes me feel like I’m not the only one feeling orphaned. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGvwGxeFii4 [Video Embedded Here]   [End]
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i played this at my best friend’s funeral. ten years ago. he hung himself. i luff jeff. i miss jeff. and i miss my best friend. every. single. day. [Video Embedded Here]   [End]
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That was cool, what a powerhouse singer:) dialin’ it down...     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THknJMU4qN8 [Video Embedded Here]   [End]
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wow that was great!! I have a Jesse Sykes cd but not that here’s one :)))) http://www.custardpie.info/pages/LEVEE.html   [End]
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ooh, I like that! Since we’re moving to a lower register...     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfzZ7T2Loao [Video Embedded Here]   [End]
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That was great! never heard that before [Video Embedded Here]   [End]
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if this doesn’t make you cry you’ve got a hard, hard heart...     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPROdiVxwa8&feature=PlayList&p=FB40A0641A6527BC&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=74 [Video Embedded Here]   [End]
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very nice, melodic, lilting and sweet reminds me of     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIb6I8gtgtw [Video Embedded Here]   [End]
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Here’s a good troubador....sadly he checked out on us http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E42Xo8FrGI   [End]
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LOL....I was going to post ”jeeeez your musical taste is on the same level as mine” LOL....troubador coming up   [End]
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thx:) your response cracks me up though- ”your taste is impeccable- so similar to mine.” lol... Turn me on to something:) I’m into troubadors and chanteuses at the moment...   [End]
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jeeeeeez you have impeccable taste in music :)) I just downloaded some Jeff the other day   [End]
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thought your forum would be a good place to post this...     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bissf2iux-c [Video Embedded Here]   [End]
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