I can attest though to your always attack first stance in the past through all of your incarnations. You went through a myriad of characters because each one would fall to the knife of the webmaster.
Nice try on the spin though.
BTW have you considered driving into the big city (the one with all the pretty lights) and enrolling in a community college so you can bring your level up a few notches?
This is like debating with Java the Hut.
Speaking of huts....
You gonna throw up some lights for Jesus this year?