I was against any thought process which would allow aliens to actual exist. However, last year I was driving through West Virginia where there are a lot of space sound, satellites. Basically, they measure the sound emitted by objects in space. I guess this can be an attraction for aliens because in the middle of the road was a UFO. I proceded to get out of my vehicle not able to believe what I was seeing. This was the worst mistake of my life. The aliens made my car vanish into thin air and then took me up into their space ship. I dont know how long I was in space for, but in no time at all I was back to mother Earth. This was exceptional except for when I went to the doctors office. Mind you I am a faithful catholic, and I intend on keeping my virginity until marriage. However, the doctor told me that I had the HIV virus. No kidding. My life has been ruined by aliens.