Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on
her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the
house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.




Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.