These are my addictions...
when I was not a raw fooder...I was in depression
cooked food had me feeling like a fat pig...
Some of my addictions...
were chocolate cake..vanilla shake...lasagna with meatballs
I wanted it all...I couldn't stop..
fried pork rinds were my favorite..
I used to hang out at the fat people bars...
eating donuts with the cops...til 2' o clock
these were a few of my addictions...
sex all the time...with myself with strawberries and whip cream
and then I found-- a blade of grass
It told me it was Wheat Grass
Gabe Riel... Cousens and David Wolfe were my visions
Of all the years of pizza pie, and refried beans
Pass the Burrito Supreme... Went Away
I was afraid
if the the wheatgrass blade
These are my addictions
That slipped my mind-- but not my arse
I took the fat that left my rump
and replaced it with a wheatgrass pump
A Turkey Baster-- in my crack
Wheatgrass juice that fills my pack
of jelly donuts... Creme Broulee, and
mustard sauce-- and don't mistake
the hot dog from 5th grade
stuck in my colon
These are my addictions
I needed help
and Wolfe appeared
with a goji berry cobbler
and a cacao smoothie that
tasted like a psychadelic mushroom
I never knew raw food could be this grand
I couldn't eat cooked food again
I told my mother I think I'd rather pass
So there it is...
That is my whole life...
and ever since I've been taken enemas
I stopped popcorn at the cinemas
And NCD
Is like PCP-- for the raw foody
That is my addiction..
I am so afraid of boiling my vegetables
Vitamin C means something to me-
It's the way to be..
and my hairy back it's as soft as seed cheese
I have to go.. wheatgrass is calling my ass
I'll bid adieau
And take a green poo! Like I usually do.
Raw food Power
And these were my addictions