Dare I say...

You might have to start using some petrolleum jelly... hee hee

Going way back to the youthfull day of diaper wearing...ha ha ha

No biggie. those toxins should subside soon.

I have flamming butt syndrome too. Worst part was that it's a busy washroom at work and the ladies do tend to look at one another funny!!!

nothing worse than a burning ass......but it could be worse it could burn while you pee...that would be just cause for a trip to the doctors.......lol.... good luck with ass burn