If your prez had a brain I would love to - kinda - believe you. But he doesn't, so...
BUSH QUOTES
10) "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
October 4, 2000, George W. Bush
(Now that's honesty!.)
9) "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."
January 30, 2000, George W. Bush
(George W. obviously has plans he is not telling us!)
8) "They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."
November 2, 2000, George W. Bush
7) "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
January 11, 2000, George W. Bush
(Most people's grammar is simply too good to ask that question.)
6) "The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law."
November 22, 2000, George W. Bush
(Talk about an efficient government, George W. has eliminated the duties of the appellate court in a single speech.)
5) "The government is not the surplus's money."
November 5, 2000, George W. Bush
(Obviously, English is not the president's language.)
4) "I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans."
September 19, 2000, George W. Bush
(And, just when I thought I was real.)
3) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
January 27, 2000, George W. Bush
(Specially, when they won't stand still...)
2) "Our priorities is our faith."
October 10, 2000, George W. Bush
(Obviously, grammar is not.)
1) "I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."
October 11, 2000, George W. Bush
(George W. is the first president to recognize the connection between racial profiling and the ability to read)
P.S. - Bush in 2004 will be in jail. With all his junta.