Two College friends were out for a walk in the forest,
when across the meadow they saw a Black Bear running towards them.
One of them stopped to take his shoes off.
His friends says, "What are you doing?".
The first one says, "I run faster bare footed"
The second says, "Are you crazy, you can't out run a Bear."
The first says, "I don't have to out run the Bear, I only have to out run you"

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