A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:

"Talking Dog For Sale"

He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting

there. "You talk?" he asks.

Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk

when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government.

So, I told the CIA about my gift. In no time at all, they had me

jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and

world leaders because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting

any younger, so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the

airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering

near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some

incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.

I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."


The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what

he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you

selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He didn't do none of that shit.

That was great ; ]!!!!!
Thank you for the laugh!

n/t