The Densa Quiz 
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The original densa quiz, testing to see just how dumb you are!
Answer the questions as best you can, but remember, the obvious answer is the wrong one!
How dumb are you???? Take this quiz, if you dare, and see! Most answers are numeric, that is 1, 45, 72, etc. Scoring is as follows:
Score Rating
12 Genius
10-11 Above Normal
7-9 Normal
4-6 Slow
1-3 Idiot
0 Brain dead
Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes No
How many birth days does the average man have?
Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister? Yes No
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How many minutes would the pills last?
A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die.
How many sheep are left standing?
How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
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Is there a fourth of July in England?
Yes, it comes after the third of July!
How many birthdays does the average man have?
1, Just one!
Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
12, all of them!
How many outs are there in an inning?
6, three per side!
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
No - because he is dead!
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60!)
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2, you took them, remember?
A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
60, Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.
A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9, (If 8 out of 17 die, all but 9 die, eh?)
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
0, Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
Meat, a butcher weighs meat!
How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12, There are 12 2cent stamps in a dozen!
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10-11 Above Normal
7-9 Normal
4-6 Slow
1-3 Idiot
0 Brain dead
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