#13594
You may be Addicted to the Internet, if ...
1. You wake up at 2 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
2. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
3. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your child in the overhead compartment.
4. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
5. Only communication in your household is through email.
6. You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.
7. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
8. Choice between paying CompuServe bill and paying for kid's education is easy -- if a little painful for your kids.
9. Batteries in the TV remote now last for months.
10. Your dog has its own home page too.
11. Your mouse-clicking forearm rivals Popeye's.
12. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
13. You can't call your mother ... she doesn't have a modem.
14. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
15. When your car is crashing through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the Back button.