When Irving retired,he and his wife, who was much younger, moved to Florida. Once they'd settled in, he decided it was about time to make a will, so he made an appointment with a lawyer.

Irving stated to the lawyer," Rachael gets everything...house, car, life insurance,and all else, providing that she remarry within a year.

"Fine, Irving," said the lawyer. "But do you mind my asking why such a condition?"

"Well, I simply want to live the rest of my days with the knowledge that there will be at least one man that is truly sorry that I died."