There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "Brother".

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He thought he could not get a fair trial.


But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into his Father´s business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure He was God.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that He was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that He was a
Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.


But there were 3 equally good arguments that He was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.


But the most compelling evidence of all --- 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment´s notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn´t get it.

3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.