"I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving an old man a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-happy nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!

So I called him a piece of horse crap

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a hoot. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age."

Keith S. :{)>

Liberate the Dollar!