Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer
out on Christmas Eve?
A: They go into town, and blow a few bucks

Q What can a bird do that a man can't?
A Whistle through its pecker.

Q Why did the man cross the road?
A He heard the chicken was a slut.

Q Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A They don't have time.

Q Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A They won't stop to ask directions.

Q Why did God put men on earth?
A Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

Q Why don't women have men's brains?
A Because they don't have penises to keep them in.

Q Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor-lock.

Q Why do men masturbate?
A It's sex with someone they love.

Q Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Q Why did God make man before woman?
A You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Q Why is pee yellow and sperm white?
A So you can tell if he's coming or going.

Q How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
A Nobody knows; it hasn't happened yet.

Q Have you heard of the Lorena Bobbit computer virus?
A It turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

Q Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put
in it!
A Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?