WORD GAME

Radio station 96FM had a contest that involved inventing a word that did not
appear in the Dictionary yet the caller must still use this word in a
sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali for a
week.

The DJ; Neil, had many callers; these two were the best:

DJ: 96FM, what's your name?

Caller: Hi, my name's Dave.

DJ: Dave, what's your word?

Caller: Goan, spelt G O A N, pronounced "go-an."

DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Dave, "goan" is
certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the Next question,
for a trip for two to Bali; what sentence can you use that in, that would
make logical sense?

Caller: Goan f*** yourself!

At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no
place for that sort of language on a family show.

After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:

DJ: 96FM, what's your name?

Caller: Hi, my name's Jeff.

DJ: Jeff, what is your word?

Caller: Smee, spelt S M E E, pronounced "smee."

DJ: We are checking that (pause) and you are correct, Jeff, "smee" is
certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question,
for a trip for two to Bali; what sentence can you use that in that would make
logical sense?

Caller: Smee again! Goan f*** yourself!