Three men have been stranded on this island for ten years. One day a bottle floats into shore. They pull the cork and a genie comes out and gives them each one wish because he wants to repay them for releasing him from the bottle where he's been imprisoned for 1000 years.
The Englishman, an electrician, says "I wish to be home with my wife!" There is a loud wooosh! and he is gone.
The Frenchman, a carpenter, says "Yeah! I too wish to be home with my wife." again there is the same loud wooosh! and he too is gone.
The American who is a doctor says,"Gee I wish my two friends were back here to help me decide............."