Off topic, but oh so funny.....................

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like all the passengers in his car!

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.

Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"? --George Carlin

And finally... do you know the answer to this question:

*What do you give a man who has everything?*

(keep smiling!)