First you need to flee your home due to GSA bombing, then you need to flee further due to GSA financed "moderate" terrorist skinning you alive. Then you find yourself in the USA and get a glimpse of the "State of the Union" only to flee to a country that really doesn't match the climate you're accustomed to..

..and as the Czechoslovakian motto has been for hundreds of year.. make sure you implant those fleeing with sleeper cells..