I'm afraid I have got to agree on this one now that I have finally stopped laughing, how can any sane person drink turps?? and yes he does look mental - there was an alcoholic used to live near me when I was a kid, totally harmless and we used to talk to him for entertainment, same mad look in his eyes as this guy. He was drinking meths in those days. Perhaps you've got some recommendations on that or is it the same as turps?