you made me spew on my puter. america basically is the last of the date zone.

so much shit has gone down now that almost every date is covered.

the 13th has possibilities:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_13


Events

624 – Battle of Badr: a key battle between Muhammad's army – the new followers of Islam and the Quraish of Mecca. The Muslims won this battle, known as the turning point of Islam, which took place in the Hejaz region of western Arabia.
1138 – Cardinal Gregorio Conti is elected Antipope as Victor IV, succeeding Anacletus II.
1591 – Battle of Tondibi: In Mali, Moroccan forces of the Saadi Dynasty led by Judar Pasha defeat the Songhai Empire, despite being outnumbered by at least five to one.
1639 – Harvard College is named for clergyman John Harvard.
1697 – Nojpetén, capital of the Itza Maya kingdom, fell to Spanish conquistadors, the final step in the Spanish conquest of Guatemala.
1781 – William Herschel discovers Uranus.
1809 – Gustav IV Adolf of Sweden is deposed in a coup d'état.
1845 – Felix Mendelssohn's Violin Concerto receives its première performance in Leipzig with Ferdinand David as soloist.
1862 – American Civil War: The U.S. federal government forbids all uniion army officers to return fugitive slaves, thus effectively annulling the Fugitive Slave Act of 1850 and setting the stage for the Emancipation Proclamation.
1865 – American Civil War: The Confederate States of America agree to the use of African American troops.
1881 – Alexander II of Russia is killed near his palace when a bomb is thrown at him. (Gregorian date: it was March 1 in the Julian calendar then in use in Russia.)
1884 – The Siege of Khartoum, Sudan begins, ending on January 26, 1885.
1897 – San Diego State University is founded.
1900 – Second Boer War: British forces occupy Bloemfontein, Orange Free State.
1920 – The Kapp Putsch briefly ousts the Weimar Republic government from Berlin.
1921 – Mongolia, under Baron Roman Ungern von Sternberg, DE CLAREs its independence from China.
1930 – The news of the discovery of Pluto is telegraphed to the Harvard College Observatory.
1933 – Great Depression: Banks in the U.S. begin to re-open after President Franklin D. Roosevelt mandates a "bank holiday".
1938 – World News Roundup is broadcast for the first time on CBS Radio in the United States.
1938 – Anschluss of Austria to the Third Reich.
1940 – The Russo-Finnish Winter War ends.
1943 – World War II: In Bougainville, Japanese troops end their assault on American forces at Hill 700.
1943 – The Holocaust: German forces liquidate the Jewish ghetto in Kraków.
1954 – Battle of Điện Biên Phủ: Viet Minh forces attack the French.
1957 – Cuban student revolutionaries storm the presidential palace in Havana in a failed attempt on the life of President Fulgencio Batista.
1962 – Lyman Lemnitzer, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, delivers a proposal, called Operation Northwoods, regarding performing terrorist attacks upon Guantánamo Bay Naval Base, to Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara. The proposal is scrapped and President John F. Kennedy removes Lemnitzer from his position.
1964 – American Kitty Genovese is murdered, reportedly in view of neighbors who did nothing to help her, prompting research into the bystander effect.
1969 – Apollo program: Apollo 9 returns safely to Earth after testing the Lunar Module.
1979 – The New Jewel Movement, headed by Maurice Bishop, ousts Prime Minister Eric Gairy in a nearly bloodless coup d'etat in Grenada.
1985 – The Kenilworth Road riot takes place at an association football match at Kenilworth Road in Luton, England with disturbances before, during and after an F.A. Cup 6th Round tie between Luton Town F.C. and Millwall F.C..
1988 – The Seikan Tunnel, the longest undersea tunnel in the world, opens between Aomori and Hakodate, Japan.
1991 – The United States Department of Justice announces that Exxon has agreed to pay $1 billion for the clean-up of the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska.
1992 – An earthquake registering 6.8 on the Richter scale kills over 500 in Erzincan, eastern Turkey.
1996 – Dunblane massacre: in Dunblane, Scotland, 16 Primary School children and 1 teacher are shot dead by a spree killer, Thomas Watt Hamilton who then committed suicide.
1997 – India's Missionaries of Charity chooses Sister Nirmala to succeed Mother Teresa as its leader.
1997 – The Phoenix lights are seen over Phoenix, Arizona by hundreds of people, and by millions on television.
2003 – Human evolution: The journal Nature reports that 350,000-year-old footprints of an upright-walking human have been found in Italy.
2008 – Gold prices on the New York Mercantile Exchange hit $1,000 per ounce for the first time.

Births

1372 – Louis of Valois, Duke of Orléans, brother of Charles VI of France (d. 1407)
1615 – Pope Innocent XII (d. 1700)
1683 – John Theophilus Desaguliers, French-British philosopher (d. 1744)
1700 – Michel Blavet, French flautist (d. 1768)
1719 – John Griffin Whitwell, 4th Baron Howard de Walden, British field marshal (d. 1797)
1720 – Charles Bonnet, Swiss naturalist and writer (d. 1793)
1733 – Joseph Priestley, English scientist and minister (d. 1804)
1741 – Joseph II, Holy Roman Emperor (d. 1790)
1753 – Louise Marie Adélaïde de Bourbon, great heiress and wife of Philippe Égalité (d. 1821)
1762 – Anine Frölich, Danish ballerina (d. 1784)
1763 – Guillaume Marie Anne Brune, French marshal (d. 1815)
1764 – Earl Grey, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (d. 1845)
1770 – Daniel Lambert, Englishman famous for his obesity (d. 1809)
1777 – Charles Lot Church, Nova Scotia politician (d. 1864)
1781 – Karl Friedrich Schinkel, German architect (d. 1841)
1782 – Sir Robert Bateson, 1st Baronet, Irish nobility (d. 1863)
1798 – Abigail Fillmore, First Lady of the United States (d. 1853)
1815 – James Curtis Hepburn, American missionary and linguist (d. 1911)
1825 – Hans Gude, Norwegian romanticist landscape painter (d. 1903)
1855 – Percival Lowell, American astronomer (d. 1916)
1857 – B. H. Roberts, Mormon leader, historian, and politician (d. 1933)
1860 – Hugo Wolf, Austrian composer (d. 1903)
1864 – Alexej von Jawlensky, Russian painter (d. 1941)
1870 – Henri Étiévant, French actor, film director (d. 1953)
1870 – William Glackens, American artist (d. 1938)
1870 – Albert Meyer, member of the Swiss Federal Council in the 1930s (d. 1953)
1883 – Enrico Toselli, Italian composer and pianist (d. 1926)
1884 – Sir Hugh Walpole, English novelist (d. 1941)
1886 – John Franklin "Home Run" Baker, Hall of Fame third baseman (d. 1963)
1886 – Albert William Stevens, United States Army Air Corps officer, balloonist and aerial photographer (d. 1949)
1888 – Paul Morand, French writer (d. 1976)
1890 – Fritz Busch, German conductor (d. 1951)
1892 – Janet Flanner, American writer and journalist (d. 1978)
1897 – Yeghishe Charents, Armenian poet, writer and public activist (d. 1937)
1898 – Henry Hathaway, American film director and producer (d. 1985)
1899 – Béla Guttman, Hungarian footballer (d. 1981)
1899 – John Hasbrouck van Vleck, American physicist, Nobel laureate (d. 1980)
1899 – Jan Lechoń, Polish poet (d. 1956)
1900 – Giorgos Seferis, Greek poet, Nobel laureate (d. 1971)
1902 – Mohammed Abdel Wahab, Egyptian singer and composer (d. 1991)
1907 – Mircea Eliade, Romanian historian of religions and writer (d. 1986)
1908 – Walter Annenberg, American publisher and philanthropist (d. 2002)
1910 – Karl Gustav Ahlefeldt, Danish actor (d. 1985)
1910 – Sammy Kaye, American musician (d. 1987)
1911 – L. Ron Hubbard, American science fiction author and founder of Scientology (d. 1986)
1913 – William J. Casey, American CIA director (d. 1987)
1913 – Lambros Konstantaras, Greek actor (d. 1985)
1913 – Sergey Mikhalkov, Russian writer (d. 2009)
1914 – Edward "Butch" O'Hare, American pilot and Medal of Honor recipient (d. 1943)
1914 – W. O. Mitchell, Canadian writer (d. 1998)
1916 – Lindy Boggs, American politician
1918 – Grigory Pomerants, Russian philosopher and author (d. 2013)
1920 – Ralph J. Roberts, co-founder of Comcast Communications
1921 – Al Jaffee, American cartoonist
1923 – William F. Bolger, 65th Postmaster General of the United States (d. 1989)
1923 – Dimitrios Ioannidis, Greek military officer
1925 – Roy Haynes, American jazz drummer
1926 – Carlos Roberto Reina, President of Honduras (d. 2003)
1927 – Robert Denning, American interior designer (d. 2005)
1928 – Ellen Raskin, American writer and illustrator (d. 1984)
1929 – Peter Breck, American actor (d. 2012)
1929 – Joseph Mascolo, American actor
1930 – Jan Howard, American singer
1933 – Mike Stoller, American songwriter
1934 – Barry Hughart, American author
1935 – Leslie Parrish, American actress
1935 – Michael Walzer, American philosopher
1936 – Nana Meskhidze, Georgian artist-painter (d. 1997)
1938 – Erma Franklin, American singer (d. 2002)
1938 – Robert Gammage, American politician (d. 2012)
1938 – Tochinoumi Teruyoshi, Japanese sumo wrestler, the 49th Yokozuna
1939 – Neil Sedaka, American singer and songwriter
1940 – Christopher Gable, British dancer, choreographer and actor (d. 1998)
1940 – Jacqueline Sassard, French actress
1940 – Candi Staton, American singer
1941 – Mahmoud Darwish, Palestinian prominent poet and writer of prose (d. 2008)
1941 – Donella Meadows, American scientist (d. 2001)
1942 – Marshall Chess, American record producer, formerly of Chicago blues label Chess Records
1942 – Dave Cutler, American software engineer
1942 – Geoffrey Hayes, English television presenter and actor
1942 – Scatman John, American singer (d. 1999)
1942 – Herman Wijffels, Dutch economist and politician
1943 – André Téchiné, French film director and screenwriter
1945 – Anatoly Timofeevich Fomenko, Russian mathematician
1946 – Yonatan Netanyahu, Israeli soldier (d. 1976)
1947 – Beat Richner, Swiss physician and cellist
1948 – Robert S. Woods, American actor
1949 – Hiroshi Kazato, Japanese racing driver (d. 1974)
1949 – Julia Migenes, American soprano
1949 – Emmy Verhey, Dutch violinist
1949 – Sian Elias, First female Chief Justice of New Zealand
1950 – Charles Krauthammer, American political commentator
1950 – William H. Macy, American actor
1952 – Wolfgang Rihm, German composer
1953 – Ridley Pearson, American writer
1953 – Deborah Raffin, American actress (d. 2012)
1954 – Robin Duke, Canadian actress and comedienne
1955 – Bruno Conti, Italian footballer
1955 – Glenne Headly, American actress
1956 – Dana Delany, American actress
1956 – Jamie Dimon, American Banking executive
1956 – Davor Slamnig, Croatian writer and musician (Buldožer)
1957 – John Hoeven, American politician, 31st governor and junior senator from North Dakota
1957 – Steve Lake, American baseball player
1958 – Linda Robson, English actress
1959 – Kathy Hilton, American socialite, mother of Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton
1960 – Yuri Andrukhovych, Ukrainian writer, poet and political essayist
1960 – Adam Clayton, Irish bassist (U2 and Automatic Baby)
1960 – Joe Ranft, American animator (d. 2005)
1962 – Terence Blanchard, American jazz musician
1963 – Fito Páez, Argentine musician and songwriter
1964 – Will Clark, American baseball player
1964 – João Gordo, Brazilian musician (Ratos de Porão)
1965 – Cees Geel, Dutch actor
1965 – Gigi Rice, American actress
1967 – Andrés Escobar, Colombian footballer (d. 1994)
1968 – Christopher Collet, American actor
1968 – Akira Nogami, Japanese wrestler
1969 – Christopher Coke, Jamaican drug lord
1970 – Tim Story, American director
1971 – Annabeth Gish, American actress
1971 – Tracy Wells, American actress
1972 – Common, American rapper and actor (Soulquarians)
1972 – Khujo, American hip hop musician (Goodie Mob and The Lumberjacks)
1973 – Edgar Davids, Dutch footballer
1973 – David Draiman, American musician and songwriter (Disturbed)
1973 – Bobby Jackson, American basketball player
1974 – Thomas Enqvist, Swedish tennis player
1975 – Chris Ashworth, American actor
1975 – Glenn Lewis, Canadian singer-songwriter
1976 – James Dewees, American musician (The Get Up Kids and Reggie and the Full Effect)
1976 – Troy Hudson, American basketball player
1976 – Danny Masterson, American actor
1977 – Momo Sylla, Guinean footballer
1977 – Kay Tse, Hong Kong singer
1978 – Tom Danielson, American cyclist
1978 – Kenny Watson, American football player
1979 – Spanky G, American musician (Bloodhound Gang)
1979 – Johan Santana, Venezuelan baseball player
1979 – Cedric Van Branteghem, Belgian athlete
1980 – Caron Butler, American basketballer
1980 – Molly Stanton, American actress
1981 – Toccara Jones, American fashion model
1981 – Stephen Maguire, Scottish snooker player
1981 – April Matson, American actress and singer
1982 – Jeremy Curl, British explorer
1982 – Nicole Ohlde, WNBA basketball player
1982 – Adam Thomson, New Zealand rugby player
1983 – Dan Lupu, Romanian actor
1983 – Kaitlin Sandeno, American swimmer
1983 – George Rose, Australian rugby league player
1984 – Rachael Bella, American actress
1984 – Pieter Custers, Dutch athlete
1984 – Steve Darcis, Belgian tennis player
1984 – Noel Fisher, Canadian actor
1984 – Chiaki Kyan, Japanese gravure idol
1984 – Yuuka Nanri, Japanese voice actress
1984 – Rieneke Terink, Dutch swimmer
1984 – Marc Zwiebler, German badminton player
1985 – Alcides Araújo Alves, Brazilian football player
1985 – Emile Hirsch, American actor
1985 – Ben Lowe, Australian rugby player
1985 – Austin Scott, American football player
1986 – Shunsuke Daito, Japanese actor
1987 – Marco Andretti, American race car driver
1987 – Andreas Beck, German footballer
1987 – Rosela Gjylbegu, Albanian singer
1987 – Chris Stark, English radio host
1988 – Furdjel Narsingh, Dutch footballer
1989 – Holger Badstuber, German footballer
1989 – Marko Marin, German footballer
1989 – Harry Melling, British actor
1991 – Kim Eli, American-Korean singer (U-KISS)
1991 – Lê Quang Liêm, Vietnamese chess player
1991 – Tristan Thompson, Canadian basketball player
1991 – Aaron Woods, Australian rugby player
1992 – Kaya Scodelario, English actress
1999 – Wiktoria Gąsiewska, Polish actress

Deaths

600 – Leander of Seville, Catholic bishop (or 601)
1271 – Henry of Almain, English crusader (b. 1235)
1395 – John Barbour, Scottish poet
1417 – Crown Prince Minyekyawswa of Ava (b. 1391)
1516 – King Ladislaus II of Bohemia and Hungary (b. 1456)
1569 – Louis I de Bourbon, Prince de Condé, French Huguenot general (b. 1530)
1573 – Michel de l'Hôpital, French statesman (b. 1507)
1604 – Arnaud d'Ossat, French diplomat and writer (b. 1537)
1619 – Richard Burbage, English actor (b. 1567)
1711 – Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux, French poet and critic (b. 1636)
1719 – Johann Friedrich Böttger, German alchemist (b. 1682)
1767 – Maria Josepha of Saxony, Dauphine of France, mother of Louis XVI (b.1731)
1773 – Philibert Commerçon, French naturalist and explorer (b. 1727)
1778 – Charles le Beau, French historian (b. 1701)
1800 – Nana Fadnavis, influential minister and statesman of the Maratha Empire in India (b. 1742)
1803 – William Emes, English landscape architect (b. 1729 or 1730)
1808 – King Christian VII of Denmark (b. 1749)
1842 – Henry Shrapnel, British soldier and inventor (b. 1761)
1854 – Jean-Baptiste de Villèle, French statesman (b. 1773)
1873 – David Swinson Maynard, Founder of Seattle, Washington, United States (b. 1808)
1879 – Adolf Anderssen, German chess player (b. 1818)
1881 – Tsar Alexander II of Russia (b. 1818)
1884 – Leland Stanford, Jr., son of American railroad magnate, Stanford University named for him (b. 1868)
1898 – Stephen Vincent Benét, American author (b. 1898)
1901 – Benjamin Harrison, 23rd President of the United States (b. 1833)
1906 – Susan B. Anthony, American women's suffrage activist (b. 1820)
1911 – John J. Toffey, American Civil War Medal of Honor Recipient (b. 1844)
1912 – Eugène-Étienne Taché, French Canadian civil engineer and architect (b. 1836)
1912 – Hugo Treffner, Baltic German pedagogue (b. 1845)
1914 – Hakeem Noor-ud-Din, Muslim scholar and 1st Caliph of Ahmadiyya Muslim Community in Islam.
1918 – César Cui, Russian composer (b. 1835)
1925 – Lucille Ricksen, American actress (b. 1909)
1938 – Nikolai Ivanovich Bukharin, Russian politician and intellectual (b. 1888)
1938 – Clarence Darrow, American attorney (b. 1857)
1941 – Elizabeth Madox Roberts, American poet and novelist (b. 1881)
1943 – Stephen Vincent Benét, American author (b. 1898)
1949 – Henri Giraud, French general (b. 1879)
1955 – King Tribhuvan of Nepal (b. 1906)
1960 – Yosef Zvi HaLevy, Israeli rabbi and judge (b. 1874)
1963 – Austin Dobson, British racing driver (b. 1912)
1964 – Kitty Genovese, American murder victim (b. 1935)
1964 – Friedrich Lahrs, German architect (b. 1880)
1965 – Corrado Gini, Italian statistician (b. 1884)
1965 – Vittorio Jano, Italian engineer (b. 1891)
1965 – Fan S. Noli, Albanian bishop, poet, and politician (b. 1882)
1972 – Tony Ray-Jones, British photographer (b. 1941)
1975 – Ivo Andrić, Serbo-Croatian writer, Nobel laureate (b. 1892)
1983 – Louison Bobet, French cyclist (b. 1925)
1983 – Paul Citroen, Dutch artist (b. 1896)
1988 – John Holmes, American porn star (b. 1944)
1990 – Bruno Bettelheim, American psychiatrist (b. 1903)
1990 – Karl Münchinger, German conductor (b. 1915)
1995 – Leon Day, American baseball player (b. 1916)
1995 – Odette Sansom Hallowes, French-born WWII heroine (b. 1912)
1996 – Krzysztof Kieślowski, Polish film director (b. 1941)
1998 – Bill Reid, Canadian artist (b. 1920)
1998 – Hans von Ohain, German engineer (b. 1911)
1999 – Lee Falk, American cartoonist (b. 1911)
1999 – Garson Kanin, American writer and director (b. 1912)
1999 – Bidu Sayão, Brazilian born soprano (b. 1902)
2001 – Encarnacion Alzona, Filipino historian (b. 1895)
2002 – Hans-Georg Gadamer, German philosopher (b. 1900)
2004 – Franz König, Austrian Catholic Archbishop of Vienna (b. 1905)
2006 – Robert C. Baker, Inventor of the chicken nugget (b. 1921)
2006 – Jimmy Johnstone, Scottish footballer (b. 1944)
2006 – Maureen Stapleton, American actress (b. 1925)
2006 – Peter Tomarken, American game show host (b. 1942)
2007 – Arnold Skaaland, American professional wrestler (b. 1925)
2009 – Betsy Blair, American actress (b. 1923)
2009 – Andrew "Test" Martin, Canadian professional wrestler (b. 1975)
2010 – Jean Ferrat, French singer and songwriter (b. 1930)
2010 – He Pingping, the world's shortest man who was able to walk. (b. 1988)
2011 – Rick Martin, Canadian ice hockey player (b. 1951)