An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!
What powerful rivers!
What beautiful animals!'
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him!
He ran as fast as he could up the path, looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him...
He looked over his shoulder again - the bear was even closer!
He tripped & fell to the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant, the atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky...
'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.
Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?
Am I to count you as a believer?'
The atheist looked directly into the light and said, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian??? '
'Very well,' said the voice.
The light went out...the sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, br ought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
'Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'