So this started with a UTI which seemed to go away with lots of cranberry, uva ursi and water. No, I didn't pay my doctor $50 for the test since i don't have insurance.

Now, there's some kind of yeast infection down there. It just burns and smells. I haven't had sex in forever so it's not an STD or anything related to that. I'm clean and a germaphobe so I really can't figure out how I'd even get one of these things. I did switch soaps but that's not uncommon for me.

What can I do to get rid of this thing? I just constantly feel some kind of irritation/burning although not painful or itchy. And there's an off smell but I'm sure I'm the only one who knows it's there.

I don't even eat sugar/starches/etc so it can't be diet related