Calories Burned During Sex:


REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent...........................12 Calories
Without her consent........................2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands............................ 8 Calories
With one hand...............................12 Calories
With your teeth.............................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection............................6 Calories
Without an erection.........................3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary...................................12 Calories
69 lying down..............................8 Calories
69 standing up..............................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow................................216 Calories
Doggy Style.................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier..........................2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:

Real........................................112 Calories
Fake.......................................1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging.........................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.......................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:

20-29 years.................................36 Calories
30-39 years.................................80 Calories
40-49 years.................................124 Calories
50-59 years................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years...........................7,916 Calories *****
70 and over....................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS

Calmly......................................32 Calories
In a hurry..................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door........5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door.......8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door........13,521 Calories

Results may vary.

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