03:30 am on nite shift and my mind wanders back to that old billy joel song about flushing. You probably remember the tune, but not the lyrics so let me help you out.


Just the way you are {billy joel}

Won't go digging, to try and please me
I never have dug down before
Don't think I'm not familiar
with Liver Flushing anymore
My olive oil prevents times of trouble
I never could have come this far
I'll take the good times, I'll take the bad times
I'll keep flushing forever more.

Don't go changing my oil ration
Don't guess at all how I might fare
Liver flushing, my unspoken passion
Although I might not seem to care

I don't want ever, constipation
I never want to work that hard
I just want epsom that I can flush to
I want to flush forever more

I need to know that I will always be
The same old flusher that I knew
What will it take til liver's empty
And my Liver Flushing is through


I said i'll flush you, and that's forever
And this I promise from the heart
I could not flush you any better
I'll keep flushing forever more.


Nite shift bad or do I need a flush?

tongue in cheek
my buttocks squeak
When I think of epsom salt
But its not my fault

Ok I need 2 flushes.