How You Know You Are Having a Successful Intestinal Cleanse
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10. As your husband walks up to the house at the end of the day, he sees the cats plastered to the windows, desparately trying to get outside.


9. Your 3rd grader asks to do her class presentation on the benefits of hydrocolonic cleansing.


8. The garden out back by your septic field starts producing plant species not seen in 1000's of years


7. You hear yourself saying "Wouldyalookatthat...lost 12 pounds in 2 minutes..."


6. Multiple flushes required.


5. You move a tv set into the bathroom.


4. You start viewing the bathroom with...respect.


3. Your waist size starts approaching your wrist size.


2. You get a call from the county water treatment plant asking you to take it easy.


1. You find your dog lieing next to the toilet. Dead.