Why did the chicken cross the road? 
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SARAH PALIN: I may not answer the questions the way that
the moderator might like to hear them, but the way I know
Joe Sixpack and the hockey moms ,most want to hear it, I can
see both sides of the road from my house. But what's
important is that we not look backward to where the
chicken has been, also to look forward to and to see that
the chicken is a maverick who was bold and a real hero
forgoing against his own chicken flock for the good of our
Country.
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it
was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road
because he recognized the need to engage in dialogue with
all the cooperating chickens on the other side of the
road.
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally
helped that little chicken to cross the road. This
experience makes me uniquely qualified — right from Day
One — that every chicken in this country gets the chance
it deserves to cross the road! But then, this really
isn't about me…
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What is your definition of chicken?
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken
crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is
on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either an
evil doer or he is with us. There is no middle ground
here.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross
the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to
cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
AL GORE: Because it was much too warm and polluted on
this side of the road. Did I mention that I invented the
chicken?
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can
clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the
road…
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe there is a
chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access
to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's
GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few
moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the
first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a
serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
life long dream of crossing the road....
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking
American.
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken
won't realize that he must first deal with the problem
on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after
the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What
we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's
acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems
before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH: Well, the chicken is having problems, which I can
relate to... and that is why he wants to cross this road
so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his
mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive
across the road and not have to live his life like the
rest of the chickens.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way
that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the
Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped
to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.
PLATO: For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road,
or did the road move beneath the chicken?
HOWARD COSSELL: It may very well have been one of the
most amazing and astonishing events to grace the annals of
history. A historic, unprecedented avian biped with the
temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement,
formerly relegated to homo sapient pedestrians is truly a
remarkable occurrence.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it
with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it
crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world
crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2007, which will
not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your check book. Internet
Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new
platform is much more stable and will never
cra…#@&&^(C% ……… reboot.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken
crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the
road, and that was good enough.
COLONEL SANDERS: Dang it, I missed one!Advertisement
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This is a reply to # 1,286,803Because the chicken is a MARXIST SOCILAIST ISLAMIC LIBRUL TRAITOR!!!!! AND HJE MSUT BE STOPPED FROM GETTING TO THE OTHER SIDE AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!1!1!!1
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