LOL, God bless America!
You better not even think of doing that, or you'd be taken to Guantanamo & tortured to death, or drafted & sent to die in the Uranium wasteland supposedly hunting for terrorists, or mysteriously develop cancer in the prime of your life, or all of a sudden go insane with no previous history, or maybe just go missing like the Soviets used to do.
You see, all that press & coverage & TV shows about torture... is there for a reason man, & it's just a matter of time before all hell really breaks loose in this country.

The post-Bush era will put the McCarthy era to sleep.