I wonder if that applies to texting.

I hate these cells phones, they really hurt my ears. I wouldn't even have one unless my boss provided (and pays for) one for me.

Now I know why they hurt my ears, making those wormies agitated and copulating. What a horrible thought.

Thanks for this, I'll use my cell phone even less than I do now, which is seldom if I can help it...mamahuhu