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Dear Osama
Dear Osama, It's time for a change.
What do you say you just turn yourself in
and we can all talk about this. I am sure
we can all learn to live together and let bygones
be bygones.
Date: 11/12/2008 3:57:19 AM ( 16 y ) ... viewed 1295 times
November 12, 08
1:33 AM
Dear Osama,
I just woke up at this oddball hour.
I was reading the Huffington Post before I went to bed.
There was a story about our new President Elect Barack
thinking in terms of stepping up military actions to
go find you.
A lot of people could get hurt if we do that.
I know we have Smart Bombs and all kinds of
great New Devices to zero in, but there are always
all those innocent lives that are injured and worse.
So here is another plan:
Would you please turn yourself in?
I would really appreciate this.
I am sure we could find an equally nice place for you to stay
over here, maybe something as nice as the one of the old mansions
where you used to stay in the Good Ol Days when you and George's Pop
were friends.
There are a couple questions I would like to know that would
be very interesting reading materials.
What role did you actually play in 911?
Were there really any Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq?
Were you buddies with Sadam Hussein?
Was 911 an inside job?
I mean there are a lot of Conspiracy theories that say
the buildings blew up from an inside out, as well as being hit
by airplanes.
My friend Chris Hillman spent a year at Ground Zero
after the fact. Gee, a lot of innocent men and women's lives
will never be the same with all the health complaints we now have.
And then, think of all the good people in Afganistan.
Gee, what a nice gift to just stop all the pain and suffering
in the world.
I know maybe you believe life on earth isn't worth too much,
but maybe if we all got together and did some gardening,
we could make this world Heaven on Earth.
Here is another question:
I am sure you have heard of Peak Oil, right?
We only have so much oil anyway.
More than likely there isn't going to be any oil left
for driving within 50 years.
The best way to destroy all of us is of course to keep on, keeping on
using it in our autos.
I hear that my friend Al says that Manhattan is one of the places
that is going to go under the sea if we keep burning oil and melting
all our Polar Bear land. Not only Manhattan, but a lot of islands are
going under the waves.
I know maybe this is O.K. with you, but I do not really think that
Good Mohammed needs this.
This earth is so very beautiful.
I am sure we can all find a way to live together.
My friend Hani,where I buy lamb on occasion,
always has the Arabic station on when I shop at
Near East Foods. He was born in Bethlehem
and speaks better Hebrew than I do. He has
some of the lovliest sons, and a beautiful wife.
I once bought my Best Friend a lovely scarf
that came from one of the Mid East Countries.
I would rather buy things than have our money
go for bombs.
Here is the Plan:
Just call up George.
Come back over here in Air Force One.
Be a Mensch.
Fox News as well as the Huffington Post will
both give you all the headlines you want.
You can talk for hours about how bad we use to be
before we elected Barack.
I want to apologize for all the bad things we did.
I know Jesus can forgive you, and maybe so can we.
What do you say we do something a little different.
You can be a good example and maybe give some
of your family money over to alternative energy
to show all the other wealthy people how to be better
Citizens of the Earth.
It's time for a change.
What do you say we get together and have a big
Hanukah-Christmas-and Ramadan Party?
What do you say, Dear fellow Man.
My Birthday is November 19.
I would like this as a birthday present
if you could consider this.
Let me know what you think.
Your Enchanted Gardener,
Leslie
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