- application to date me......lol by bluepastry
18 y
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APPLICATION TO BE MY DATE
Before You Begin
I am a 40ish, employed, single man living in Austin, and I'd like to date. If a man who would write the below appeals to you, please feel free to apply for this position.
I've customized 20 questions drawn from a wide range of disciplines. The application process should take about 15�20 minutes to complete, but allow extra time, just in case you are stupid or went to some Austin ISD schools like Crockett
There are no right answers, so the best approach is to just be honest. Every person who submits an application will receive an e-mail response. Creating your own answer is always an option. Please don't send me a list that reads "A, B, A, C." For the love of everything holy, please be creative. .
If you are still interested in the position at this point, then follow the instructions in the e-mail to schedule a brief phone or in-person interview.
1. Before we begin, are there any problem areas you want me to know about?
2. An "active day" can best be described as one in which you:
A. Work out at the gym.
B. Hike and/or bike.
C. Lose the remote control.
D. Whine about Bush
3. TRUE or FALSE: The man is trying to keep you down.
4. Choose one:
A. Magnolia Grill
B. Hut's Hamburgers
C. Houston's
D. Golden Corral
5. You just won $5 million. What do you do with it?
6. Which comes next in the series? 1 2 3 4 _____
A. 8
B. 5
C. is this going to the cia?
D. Tests are the establishment's way of controlling us.
7. TRUE or FALSE: Kenendy is good and Bush is bad
8. List three words that describe your most important values in life.
9. Explain how you best feel about children:
A. Mine are < 18 and I have full/partial custody.
B. Mine are grown and out of the house.
C. I'm childless.
D. I plan on having kids�� remind me to take some out to thaw.
10. It's Saturday night and your plans fell through. What's Option B?
A. Stay home, watch some tube. Maybe 24 is on.
B. Catch a movie on your own. Alamo will serve you whether you have a date or not.
C. blame it on the GOP
D. What? No one cancels on me!
11. Regarding smoking:
A. I smoke.
B. I don't smoke but don't mind if you do.
C. I don't smoke and try to evangelize those that do.
D. I am the Marlboro Man.
12. NPR is to radio as __________ is to __________.
A. Starbucks is to coffee.
B. Milli Vanilli is to musicianship.
C. Grey Goose is to vodka.
13. Regarding God and/or higher powers:
A. Father, Son, Holy Spirit, blessed Trinity.
B. There's something out there bigger than me.
C. Ain't no such thing.
D. I leave it up to the ACLU
E. Ritual sacrifice, anyone?
14. List one movie character that describes you
15. Name a stereotype that could apply to you.
16. Your definition of "Afternoon Delight" is:
A. A day trip to Fredericksburg and Enchanted Rock.
B. Sneaking over to the Dell Diamond and watc the express play a day game.
C. Going to a N.O.W. meeting
D.Listening to AL Gore speak on the environment
17. A penny saved is a penny __________.
A. Earned.
B. That Republicans gave back to the rich
C. That Democrats should tax
D. Probably germ-infested, go wash your hands.
18. When you wake up in the morning, what's usually your first thought?
19. TRUE or FALSE: You almost always like to have some type of noise (radio, TV, fan) on in the background.
20. Your favorite TV shows are:
A. Comedy.
B. Drama.
C. Reality/competitions.
D. A mixture.
E. TV? What's a TV?
21. How do you make your money?
A. I work hard at an honest job.
B. I work minimally at an adequate job, but it pays the bills
C. Trust fund baby.
D. I'm, uh, between jobs.
E. In the basement with a laser printer.
BONUS QUESTION: My current living situation is:
A. Alone (if you don't count my mind-controlling cat).
B. With my children sometimes/all the time.
C. I swear that man/woman is a ROOMIE! Platonic ROOMIE!
D. With my parents. I'm, uh, helping take care of them!
DOUBLE SPECIAL BONUS QUESTION: What would your last ex say about you?
A. How did I let such a catch get away??
B. He was a fine person but we grew our separate ways.
C. The restraining order is still in effect.
D. She owes me money.
Personal Information (* indicates required field):
Names and contact information will be used strictly for correspondence related to your application and will never be sold or shared with anyone. Ever. Promise.After receiving your application, I will respond with an e-mail expressing fascination, mild interest or complete but polite dismay. If I do not hear from you at this stage, I will assume you are no longer interested in the position of date, and your contact information will be deleted. Applications that include pictures will receive faster consideration.
True or Falso
Anita Hill (Republican Woman) told the truth about Clarence Thomas.
All the women that accused BIll CLinton of sexua| abuse (even though they were Democrats) were in on a Right Wing Plot since birth.
* First Name
Last Name
* Marital Status (really, no fudging)
* Age
___ I verify that I am at least 30 years of age, not currently married or with a spouse, and reserve the right to withdraw my application at any time.
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- Enjoyed the form.... by kerminator
18 y
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Though am not into the dating game; being married going on forty years to a wonderful woman, this form is a good screening outline for many applications...
Thanks for your posts... Kermit
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- Re: application to date me......stolen by sjp3288
15 y
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So I remembered the old application I put on Craigslist a few years ago and thought I'd see if it was luring around the Internet. Lo and behold, here it is, stolen by you. Awesome (not).
While I'm flattered you found it amusing enough to repost, it would have been more polite (and legal) if you'd credited me, or at least asked permission to steal it and edit it (and put in obnoxious things like the bit about Crockett, which lacked punctuation).
Seriously, this is lame.
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