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Drugs for Women: Funny!
(Plant Your Dream!)
Drugs for Women.. humor that gave me a lift...cute, intelligent, word play
Date: 4/6/2005 11:49:25 AM ( 19 y ago)
Norman Cousens cured himself
of some serious health conditions years
ago with a good laugh.
I got a great laugh out of this one!
Author unknown...right now.
Your Enchanted Gardener
Subject: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN:
D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding
you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till
they moved out.
P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed
before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence,
and prevents conception.
D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting
>in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
>
F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and
the urge to flip off other drivers.
M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person .Can we get
naked now?.
B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant ! taken prior to shopping Increases potency,
duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager
to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
irritation level as nagging him
Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man who
can handle it.
How About some Vitamin "L" for Love
A REAL cure ALL:
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