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A new year, 2007!!
Some times we need to stop and see where we have been and what we may need to change on our pathway of life... HUH!!
Date: 12/24/2006 1:28:28 PM ( 18 y ) ... viewed 2227 times TEN THINGS ABOUT LIFE TO PONDER FOR 2007
10. Life is sexually transmitted.
9. Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a man trying to decide which to do just give him a sandwich.
7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
6. Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. ( just a thought)
5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in a hospital dying
of nothing.
4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars,and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
2. In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where
thousands of illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put
the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration & Home land Security!!
Any other ideas are welcome... Have a happy new year!!
Or what ever comes to your mind in the new year...
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