A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As
she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope
and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet
shook his head sadly and said, ”I’m so sorry, your pet has passed
away.”
The distressed owner wailed, ”Are you sure?” ”Yes, I’m sure. The
duck is dead,” he replied. ”How can you be so sure,” she
protested. ”I mean, you haven’t done any testing on him or
anything. He might just be in a coma or something.”
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He
returned a few moments ...
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