Funny by Ayehasherayeh ..... Dating: Personal Ads
Date: 7/25/2007 10:49:27 AM ( 17 y ago)
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how when I determine I do not need a date, then potential ones come. First my "I hope she does not read this post, and I thought she was a lesbian roomate" hits on me then soon after my "I thought she was my 'ex' wife". The last of several others all in one day was potentially My favorite, the girl who approached me last night as I got in late and complimented my hair.
She began singing to me and followed me towards my home. She asked what I was doing for the rest of the night and indicated she would like a date. I said sure and told her to walk with me and as we walked she began discussing the price of this date. I said no I do not do quick dates, I am rather prolonged.
I chuckled and said for now we were simply on a walking date, I had seen her immediately and wanted to talk to her and compliment her on her beautiful smile. At first she played upset because I did not wish to contribute to her 'dating business' I did not fret. I told her she was free to go and did not desire to take her away from putting food in her kid's mouth. She told me how nothing is free with her not especially her time.
She actually stayed when I told her I would not pay for a date and walked with me another half hour or so singing bob marley tunes. She later told me I showed up in her dream the night before and helped her with some issues which is why she was smiling so much. She even knew my birth name and said I had whispered it to her in her dream. So at first she wanted to pay me back so she did so with a compliment and then got confused and wanted to pay me back with a date and then got even more confused because she usually gets paid for a date.....she realized she could not pay me back. I told her give my payback to someone else.
Oh and a very interesting redhead showed up in dreamland with similar ideas.
Aye
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