Date:   5/16/2007 11:09:00 PM ( 18 y ago)
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A panda bear walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it to the waiter.
"I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, he finds a definition of a panda.

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
 

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