hmmm...sounds like you have an unruly penis, or hand~!
I had a boyfriend who made all the arguments that you
have made but still, watching him nonchalantly sit on
the couch with his hand in his pants comforting his penis
reminded me of juvenile primates who have nothing better
to do. Most of the men I know adjust and shake and shift
but I do not know any who put their heads down there and
sniff about or squeeze and stretch constantly during an
18 hour day.
As soon as I noticed my boyfriend had made his penis his
best friend and had a rash on his thigh from enjoying his
penis so often, I took a hike and never looked back.
You probably wont be able to convince your wife that it
is out of necessity and not pleasure that you were in the
clubhouse for most of your marriage...
hang in there,
Zoe
-_-
'U`