A Colon Story by CRL1133 ..... Bowel Cleanse Support Forum
Date: 8/21/2005 9:49:13 AM ( 19 y ago)
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One week on Dr. Schulze Formula #1 and I am sold. The post office should be dropping one off to my mom very soon, and I foresee myself as a walking, toilet stopping advertisement.
At 23 years old I've had my fair share of constipation. It all started freshman year of college, when I refused to go in the bathroom unless it was empty. With a dozen girls brushing, washing, scrubbing, chatting and comfortably lettin' loose on the toilet at all hours you can image my troubles. Soon I never needed to go, so I didn't. The height of my colon concern happened in France. Despite eating the most amazingly delicious French cuisines for three meals a day, I was leaving "baby ducks" in the toilet once a week. This when my roommate was achieving record breaking success constantly on the toilet... there was room for concern.
The summer of the After France I sought out a colon hydrotherapist. She was a lovely woman who opened my eyes to the toxins thriving in my body. While my mother sat in the waiting room I sat on the table waiting for something to happen. She reassured me it could take a few minutes to get “warmed up”. She even told the story of one lady whose water flowed in and out for a half hour before achieving success. One and a half hours later her next patient was waiting and I failed. She approached my mother, knocked on her wooden chair and said, ‘your daughter is hard as a rock.’
With no colon therapists in my college town I attempted medicate myself with fiber, and seek professional help.
So, after graduating college with absolutely no help from anyone in the medical field I decided to fix myself. I've always eaten very well and exercised and drank water and ingested Fiber Con or Benefiber or whatever I could get my hands on. It just wasn't enough.
I should tell you now that I cured myself. Or at least believed I did, but clearly I'm in this forum for a reason. With two Fiber Choice chewables for bed, I'd wake up and chug a liter of room temperature water. I'd drink two cups of coffee and eat a high fiber cereal. I'd go.
I gave up ALL processed foods. If you are an old pro at this, that may sound like common knowledge. Old pro or not, I'd recommend the average Jane give up processed foods before doing anything else. I consumed a lot of broccoli. And apples. And I went.
But two years later here I am questioning just how cured I am. I eat three healthy meals a day and I go every morning. Taking a minute to reflect, I realized I never, EVER recall going twice a day! I think I could have meandered through life with a once a day bowel movement, many folks do, but something clicked for me. Every day I eat healthy and exercise, yet every morning I need a fork lift to haul my 125 pound body out of bed! This after getting at least eight good hours of sleep! I crawl towards the coffee maker. I stare at my computer screen until the coffee kicks in and then I go about my day!
It was time for my second, much anticipated visit to the colon hydrotherapist. I stumbled upon an incredible husband and wife team who charge a reasonable price, compared to the average hundred dollars a session in the Washington DC area. Filled with two years worth of fiber, I expected a completely different experience this time around. It never occurred to me that four years worth of college eating probably never reared it’s ugly head in my ‘once a day’s’. This considering my two other daily meals weren’t really exiting the premise either…
He gave me Dr. Schulze ’s #1 and sent me home. For three days I had nausea that nearly knocked me on the floor. I eat it with a big old balanced meal, and it stills burns my chest like salt to an open wound. However, on day three, more nonchalant and casual than you’d imagine, I had a slight urge to go and blew my mind and the toilet up all at once. It was unreal. The results were so staggering I resolved to dedicate myself to this in every way. Starting with tossing out the coffee pot. (It’s still there, I won’t lie to you. But it’s just not programmed to wake me up in the morning. It’s like losing your best friend, bare with me.)
So, this week I awoke to tea and water with lemon. I’m still going just once a day, but it’s more than your average trip to the toilet. My next colonic is Tuesday and I’m eager to see the results this go round. I’m aware of what a long, tedious process this will be… luckily I’m not looking for a quick fix. In fact, it’s a journey that’s a long time in the making, and I’m looking forward to brighter mornings and bigger toilet paper bills.
Wish me luck
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