Date:   6/18/2006 1:07:24 PM ( 18 y ago)
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I woke up to these in my mail this morning. A few gave me the chuckles!

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, I've lost my electron.
The other says, Are you sure? The first replies, Yes, I'm positive...

3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

4. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
A beer for me please, and one for the road.

5. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other,
Does this taste funny to you?

6. Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of home.'
The doctor replies, That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.
Is that common? asks the man.
Says the doc, It's Not Unusual.

7. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, I was artificially inseminated this morning.
I don't believe you, said Dolly.
It's true, no bull! exclaimed Daisy.

8. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.

9. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

10. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.

11. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!
The doctor replied, I know you can't - I've cut off your arms

12. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

13. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
craft. It sank, which proves that you can't have your kayak and heat it
too.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
 

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